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Baton Gorilla $BATONRILLA
CASOON
Queue Notice

Form an orderly line.

Baton Gorilla, the only power is queues, and somehow that's scary.

Baton Gorilla standing arms crossed, holding a green and white baton
Beat 01

Badge Column

Baton Gorilla holding a baton over a small banana character peeking underneath

A hard, vertical stack of outlined chips marches down the right. Every chip is the same width, same padding, same glare, discipline you can measure with a ruler.

Certified Queue Keeper
Same Width. Same Padding.
Glare: Measured Daily
Approved, Banana Ink
Beat 02

Status: Line Length

It ticks up whenever anything moves, mouse wiggle, scroll nudge, a module breathing. In Chaos it climbs on every jitter. In Order it slams to 001 and locks like a gate.

Line Length 014
Young Baton Gorilla resting a baton against a traffic cone
Beat 03

Incident Log

Latest Infraction:Someone cut ahead of a fruit.
Notes:The fruit had been patiently waiting. A soft cough from the gorilla was issued. The offender returned to position with visible shame.
Close-up portrait of Baton Gorilla holding a baton
Beat 04

Approved Uses of the Baton

The baton lives at a crisp 90° in Order; in Chaos it drifts off-angle and the gorilla's side-eye calculates your place.

Approved

  • Pointing
  • Shooing
  • Silent judgment

Not approved

  • Poking
  • Tapping
  • Twirling (unless alignment is required)
Baton angle, live
Beat 05

Toggle: Order / Chaos

Flip to Chaos: badges jitter and overlap, spacing breathes wrong, the gorilla's glossy stare narrows, Line Length starts nervously counting. Hit Order: everything snaps into brutally neat rows, gaps zero out, the counter freezes at 001. The parade ground wins.

Current state: Chaos
Row Alignment
Gap: Zero
Baton: Vertical